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The Ezrin Quale Trilogy

Book of Crap Cantrips

What makes a bad spell?

It's often been said that there's no such thing as a useless spell. Just because you don't have a use for it, doesn't mean it's useless.

That's true... to an extent.

But in my travels and research I have discovered cantrips that have simply made me scratch my head and wonder if they have any practical application whatsoever. Some of these spells had a good intent behind them, but just didn't work quite right. Others may make you question the sanity of their creator.

So I have gathered them here for your inspection. Perhaps you can think of a clever use for them where I have failed.

  • Ezrin Quale

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